A bodybuilder's small penis - myth or reality?

One day two good old bosom girlfriends meet, and one asks the other: “Well, how is your new guy, the bodybuilder? Does it represent anything, or, as usual, is it an empty space?” And she, therefore, answers her: “Oh, friend, imagine: a huge, heavy three-leaf wardrobe, strong as a rock, is falling on you.” The first one with enthusiasm and childish interest: “Well, and...”. Second: “... and this closet has a tiny little key sticking out of the lock!”

^{An old, old bearded joke.}

As you probably already guessed, our dear readers: on our agenda is the question: Is a bodybuilder’s penis smaller than that of an ordinary person or not? After all, it’s not for nothing that there are even jokes about what small male virtues lumpy, muscular body builders have.

Moreover, this question worries many representatives of the fair sex, and is also interesting to many newcomers to bodybuilding: “Like, if I work out hard in the gym, won’t my pod shrink to microscopic sizes? Maybe then it’s better not to exercise at all, and not even set foot in the gym?” Let's try to understand the issue...

Here are some logical conclusions on this topic:

1. Pay attention to the photos of different bodybuilders. All of them perform practically naked, only in swimming trunks. After looking through hundreds of photographs, you are convinced that it is a rare bodybuilder who can boast of the impressive contents of his trunks. Basically, everyone's swimming trunks are so small that it is generally not clear what can be hidden in them. It turns out that our visual analysis confirms the myth: the bodybuilder’s penis size is really too small.
2. But here is the following fact that will try to refute the legend about the bodybuilder’s small penis: there is an assumption that it seems small not because it is small, but because we look at it surrounded by huge, pumping muscles. So it seems to us, against the background of these blocks, much smaller than exactly the same, but against the background of, say, the skinny body of an average person. Logical? Logical.
3. Another argument in favor of the fact that jocks’ muscles are really small is the huge hype on this topic: here and there everyone says that bodybuilders really have nothing to brag about except their muscles. Even jokes on this topic are appearing en masse. And, as the popular proverb tells us: there is no smoke without fire, and since so many people talk about it, that means it is so.
4. Another refuting fact is based on the fact that bodybuilders, due to their training in iron sports, have a powerful heart and a highly trained circulatory system, which is constantly hardened during each visit to the gym. And, as you know, the main male organ is a cavernous body (in the form of a sponge), the size of which directly depends on the quality of blood circulation and the ability to fill with blood, while significantly increasing in its initial dimensions. It turns out, logically, that bodybuilders should not have any problems with this matter at all.