Jaffa Viva - 100% result!

Jaffa Viva - 100% result!

They say that there are no coincidences in life. Of course, I’m not one of those who like to look for secret signs in a black cat running at an intersection on a full moon, but I can look into a dream book once every six months. So, recently a whole series of unusual events occurred in my already active life that changed my worldview seriously and for a long time.

It all started on an unremarkable evening, when my other, albeit still unofficial, half suddenly sat down at the computer. Yes, there are still men in the world who ideologically watch football, drink beer, and in close friendly company, without breaking a sweat, play hits of the bygone twentieth century on the guitar. I got exactly this one. Sometimes, of course, it infuriates that a person in the era of complete computerization cannot create a document in Word, but this is not yet a reason to doubt the advantages of a phallocratic society. Smirking at such an unprecedented zeal for mastering modern technologies, I watched as new models of electric guitars, car brands, and photographs of Danny DeVito appeared on the monitor. But as soon as I was distracted by preparing evening tea, the screen was filled with an Internet page with... dough! And not just a test for IQ level, but a kind of questionnaire about the merits of the one who is supposed to be carried in one’s arms, but certainly not analyzed for compliance with a fictitious ideal. That evening the stars aligned in such a way that I approached exactly at the moment when my betrothed was preparing to answer the question whether he was satisfied with my figure!!! I froze in anticipation of the correct answer, he was pondering escape tactics in case of an incorrect one. Unable to bear the burden of responsibility, the representative of the stronger sex hastily capitulated by clicking on the “Close” icon.

We spent the rest of the evening peacefully, but all night my mind was haunted by this stupid test. First thing in the morning, I took over the bathroom to conduct a thorough analysis of my slimness and fit. For a long, long time I twisted, twisted and twisted... And then, having lunch at the