Tell a cool joke and get a gift!

We all know how great humor improves our mood, how it motivates us for further fruitful work, how it charges us with its unbridled energy. To cheer you up and thoroughly entertain you, we decided to create a summary on our fitness website: TOP 100 best jokes about bodybuilding, jocks, lifters, fitness girls and other evil spirits that live in gyms and fitness centers. We will mercilessly stab all human vices and shortcomings of modern athletes with the spear of satire. Moreover, our main rule is: “No beard!” — only fresh, well-worn jokes are included in our Database, and all old jokes are mercilessly deleted so as not to clutter up extra space on our website...

So, go to our TOP 100 fresh jokes page at this link, and read for your pleasure...

Our competition with valuable prizes.

And now directly about the competition: “Tell a cool joke and get a prot as a gift!” If you recently heard a cool, fresh joke and want to share it with other readers, send it to us:

1. through the comment system on this page,
2. using the feedback form,
3. by e-mail.

We will reward the funniest and most generous humorous storytellers with valuable prizes from our sponsors... This could be: a can of protein or any other sports nutrition product, a wrist expander, weighted cuffs, a TRX system, a jump rope, a shaker, a cap or a T-shirt with our logo ,..., - in short, everything that the mixed panel of judges, consisting of our authors, moderators and kind, generous sponsors, deems necessary. Delivery and other crap falls entirely on our shoulders. You get the prize absolutely free! Also, as a prize, there may be a cash fee to your Webmoney wallet, if delivery to you is difficult for us to organize for some reason...

1. No copy-paste. Anecdotes copied from other sources are not accepted.
2. No beard. Only fresh! The beard immediately goes into the furnace and is not even published.
3. No swearing or rude words! Everything is literary. Bodybuilding slang is allowed.
4. The joke must be somehow related to the theme of “iron sports”.
5. The more jokes you make, the higher your chances of winning a prize!

Well, share your humor with our other readers and win! Still have questions? – ask them in the comments...